May 2013
sydthe-sloth:
wish your girlfriend was hot like me
wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
meoplelikepeople:
acrackinthetardis:
nickgrimshade:
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
ursorum:
im trying not to judge books by their covers
but
zackisontumblr:
i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
trashboat:
harrypotter-dramione:
theanti90smovement:
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
enjoy ur blog...
hiddleswiggles:
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
Don’t forget Christopher ENINEton.
Don’t skip nine!
stevebrule:
do she got the booty?
she dooooooooooo
orgygami:
burghers:
Not Safe For Wimps
westbor0baptistchurch:
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
doctorxrose:
walk into the club like
lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
meladoodle:
monkeysgoingcrazy:
meladoodle:
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
wartortles:
vinylequalshappiness:
wartortles:
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
deerstagram:
i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
nooklet:
*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*
earthnation:
are you sure you’re sassy are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
jacknoir:
“whats up”
“the roof”
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
